so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i now understand why vodka
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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