Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
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He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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