I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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