I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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