It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we made out on top of his cat.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.