Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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