I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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