i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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