didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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