i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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