Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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