Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
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