would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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