just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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