Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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