spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
This toilet bowl is my home.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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