Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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