Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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