Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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