Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You made out with two different species that night
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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