Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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