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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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