The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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