; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
North Korea, Best Korea!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!