dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck