Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.