Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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