Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
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No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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