i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
3pm strippers are depressing
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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