I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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