We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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