youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Boobs are out for the taking
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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