I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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