i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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