Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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