ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
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