So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Sorry about my life...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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