he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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