Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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