like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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