carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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