what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize
