if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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