I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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