No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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