i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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