I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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