Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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