dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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