Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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