Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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