is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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