4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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