I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
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she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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