I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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