Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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