Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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