GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
