sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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